Journey

Passenger(P):Lets start please!
Cant you see me kicking around to get in to the bus!!
Open the door let me in and start my journey please.

IVR(interactive voice response system)(I):Please understand a few things right now!

P: Dont you know we cant listen when we are about to start! what kind of a "I" are you?

I: you cant define an I, not now atleast! See I know you will for get what I say now but you will realise this again! But it is my duty to keep you informed for passengers are pretty sissy and get on my nerves by their constant cribbing!! One you cant return!!(P: (in his mind) To Where))
Two you will have to get down(I(in his mind) Rather I will make you get down) at the chosen point!

P: CAn I please start!!

I: This vehicle indicates just the routes! You can take any vehicle from now on! they must all end though. If you get down make sure you catch another bus soon! you know if u stay in place for long I may assume that is your chosen destination and stop ur journey right there!!

P:OKKKKKKK! Start!

I: All of them are like this!!

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The Beginning!!


(to be contd...from another bus station :) )