German Humour

The United Nations initiated a poll with the order "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world." The poll was a total failure. The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was. The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food". Finally, the US Americans didn't know anything about the "rest of the world"!!

Source::http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_humour

He and She

She was a bitch
so said every sane lady
She said things that were true
She was truth, of our lives and theirs
I loved her.
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He laughed, that was his signature
A laugh that can send your roof flying
He spoke as if he owned the world
And you paid him taxes,
He loved people
He said so when he was drunk!